Please send a $50.00 check or money order payable in US currency to our home office; please do not forget to include your return address and a request for the report on otitis media. We guarantee that this simple technique, properly carried out, will ELIMINATE the reason for the ear infection. It can take up to five hours to see the entire results (a happy, smiling, and healthy child :o).

NOTE: Any doctor or other health professional, or even a minister who does not truly know God who seeks this information should become aware that "from everyone who has been given much shall much be required; and to whom they entrusted much, of him they will ask all the more." And so, in accord with the will of my Lord, the cost for you to discover what you should already know about otitis media is $12,000. I do not wish to keep this information from the children by not allowing you the $50.00 cost. But, I do understand that you will, more than likely, claim the credit for this gift and prosper economically at the expense of the public, since you do have the means to legally practice. You are warned that you are on the honor system. God is watching, and if you intend to defraud me of my reward, know this; destruction awaits those who would harm His prophets. And yes, I do need, and am deserving of, my support. You will need to send a $12,000 check or money order payable in US currency to our home office. But first, you will need to settle the requirement of our retainer fee if it applies to your situation.